Are All Cylinders Firing?

I was reading a story today in one of several online newspapers that I read. Not quite to the Darwin Award level, but it makes you wonder.

It seems a couple somewhere in Ohio decided that today was they day they were going to own a 55 inch flat panel TV. Maybe as they could not afford one, they decided to steal one.

I’m not a criminal now, nor was I a criminal ever, but I watch enough cop shows to know that rule one of breaking the law is “Don’t break another law if you managed to get away with breaking the first one.”

So, if you manage to get away with the theft of a 55 inch flat panel display from a store front window, make sure that it fits in your getaway car. It looks like driving down the road with your back door open and a TV hanging out is a crime.

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