Stupid Is A Crime!

I can dream can’t I?

 

I appropriated the title of this category from Bill Engvall. I like when he does this skit:

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid.” That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops…never mind, didn’t see your sign.”

It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, “Hey, you moving?” “Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.”

That’s just a small excerpt. I often find events in my life, when viewed with just the right amount of sarcasm, qualify as Stupid. I’ll post those happenings here.

 

Unless of course, the event is sponsored by those-that-are-in-charge. Those happenings will post under “Who’s in charge?”

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